if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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