I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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