It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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