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  No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.

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  (917): No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out. http://tfl.nu/gccc
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  Submitted by stephie1393 on Aug 23, 11 at 7:47pm

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  YOU'RE. It means 'you are breakfast'. He's speaking to the cucumber and beer directly. By the way, what a terrible combination.

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  Submitted by justan_otherguy on Aug 24, 11 at 1:30am

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  Go spam this dubstep dancing girl and tell her how much she sucks.\nyoutube.com/user/aWigglymonster

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  Submitted by fucksyourmother on Aug 23, 11 at 7:22pm

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  YOUR. While morning sex would make sense, I already know you're referring to the cucumber and beer.

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