If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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