you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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