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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:12am

    Disregard that! I enjoy licking hairy, sweaty balls! -Jeff

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:13pm

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:29am

    Without the reply, this still would be a funny text. But since the replier RHYMED, this is full of win.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:58pm

    Does this involve the VanTine girls???

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:27pm

    if i had to guess i'd say a bar with the initial M.M. ted!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:13am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:08am

    This blowjob is making me thirsty

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:00am

    Lmao this ones hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:22pm

    @3:58PM Bahahahaha, that is hilarious...but no, the VanTine debauchery was not involved this time. I love that our friends are seeing this.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:06am

    that is all around awesome

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:17pm

    @11:29 I totally agree!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:06am

    11:04 ur third. I'm fifth.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:09pm

    Yeah. I love that people know what bar we were at too. haha I love our lives.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:22pm

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:32am

    Oh i get it! When another man puts his penis in my mouth, that makes me a flaming homo! -Jeff

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    Submitted by M4zzi on Apr 27, 10 at 12:26pm

    Hello chi omega girls in Greek week

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:17am

    I bet the rhyming was accidental which would make it even funnier.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:08am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he is calling his penis thing 1 because Thing 1 and Thing 2 were always together! And the other guy made another Dr. Seuss reference! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:17am

    i wouldn't be surprised if this happened at mizzou.

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    Submitted by smithersrh on Jul 2, 10 at 3:12am

    Hmmm attack of tucker max Halloween style

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:02pm

    No one gets that it rhymed u no cause the dr rhymed in all the books

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:06pm

    I know who posted this