So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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