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  • 91 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:22am

    So close your eyes and enjoy!!

  • 96 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:54am

    Just close your eyes and go with it. It's going to be ok.

  • 81 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:45am

    It can't be that terrible. An HJ is an HJ, afterall

  • 82 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:55am

    Ha damn my area code....

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:24am

    lmao @ 8:25, a throwback to a text from a few nights ago....

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:28am

    a HJ is HJ and a BJ is a BJ just when u blow ur wod doin it in her face

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:03pm

    Why are guys such fucking pigs?

    • 65 71
      Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 17, 10 at 11:10pm

      because we're guys, either shut the fuck up and go with it or get the hell out of the game!!

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:43pm

    9:16 hasn't seen Team America: World Police.

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:06am

    In my area code too there are all losers here

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:53am

    please stop representing for 703. Sincerely, Everyone.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:04pm

    You should be lucky she's calling you anything at all asshole

  • 70 73
    Submitted by BlackoutBandit on Mar 26, 10 at 4:43pm

    It's all good dude, we all have done things with baby hippos we aren't proud of

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:25am

    Did you go for a hand full of tit only to find out it was a fat roll?

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:27am

    tell her that Michael Phelps likes it when girls take it in the face..........say she could earn a gold medal for taking it on the face.......in the face!

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:09pm

    once again, embarrased to be from northern virginia.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:40am

    8:45? No. A HJ is not just a HJ...much like a BJ is never just a BJ. There is art to it all. And being someone who's been given a painful HJ, I'm not just whistlin' Dixie!

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:51am

    AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHH..I smoke my bong while fat girls rub my DING DONG, AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:21pm

    wow thanks NOVA... let's step it up

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:16am

    8:51 your a fucking retard. Go die please OP at least you didn't fuck her?

  • 53 55
    Submitted by purrkittypurr on Apr 13, 10 at 12:50pm

    lmao! this is great

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:36pm

    I'm ashamed this is my area code :(

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:34am

    it's my area code too... we're all losers here...

  • 50 70
    Submitted by oreos on Jul 28, 10 at 11:59pm

    I think this is my favorite text of all time!