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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:21pm

    for every "handful of raisins" vagina there are 20 guys with tiny dicks and shriveled balls, so it all balances out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:36pm

    Fuckin' shit, I was eating Raisin Bran when I read this X(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:05am

    hope you got your two scoops worth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:03pm

    coming from a girl... im honestly confused... how?... what?... raisins??? really???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:40pm

    ^^^^ has a baby dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:42am

    Maybe it was full of raisins?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:16am

    9:10, how do you know?! you weren't there!

  • 98 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:46pm

    Carne asada taco...nasty. fucking roast beef lips. nasty.

  • 89 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:25pm

    how could you possibly have any idea who this is?

  • 99 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:16am

    So seriously I have A BiG CLit and I don't get around but do u think it was her clit like mine is on the outside and looks weird is this roast beef or raisins

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:39am

    That sounds like genital warts cause by HPV, or possibly even herpes. I hope you didn't touch this.

  • 88 74
    Submitted by scremomemo on May 7, 10 at 11:17am

    Really? She had to be a MILF.

  • 96 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:50am

    I know you, it was me that had the rasin bran in bed!!

  • 92 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:17am

    "Walnut" strikes again!

  • 89 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:24am

    This is fucked up. I would not have shared an encounter with a vagina resmbling a handful of raisins. @ 9:10 Diddo

  • 93 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:06pm

    i am dying of laughter so hard right now ..

  • 93 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:26pm

    908 area code? i think i might know who it is

  • 91 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:54pm

    Lol did it taaste like them

  • 91 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:44pm

    big dicks, big dicks

  • 92 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:53am

    Sounds like a good "Fourth Meal" to me!!

  • 91 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:36am

    lol only in jersey, love it.

  • 93 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:58pm

    OMG that's my area code! Belle mead/skillman/princeton for the fucking win! I'm so stoked =P

  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:48pm

    i like my vag dark, flappy and softly playing theme music

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:52pm

    yea i almost just puked

  • 90 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:47pm

    its not genital warts.

  • 91 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:59pm

    it's either genital warts (in that case run, don't walk out of there) or she has a dark 70's bush, in that case get a field mower in there to clear out that shrubbage.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:23pm

    funniest thing ive ever heard

  • 81 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:50am

    pics or didn't happen

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:15pm

    that should NOT be normal. if that's your normal? God speed...

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:46pm

    they have diseases and treatments for that symptom, but no cure, sorry hunny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:00am

    the raisins didn't start singing did they?

  • 88 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:21am

    but did it TASTE like a handful of raisins?... that's the question.

  • 87 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:48pm

    Run, run far away!!!

  • 81 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:37pm

    (864) I sent a similar msg to a chick except I told her it looked like chewed up bubble gum... LOFL

  • 85 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:37pm

    Fuck ya Monty's got some fucked up pussy hahahah i should know ive seen almost all of them

  • 85 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:49am

    12:00am- what does her being Indian have to do with it?

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:39pm

    i can't picture this unless there was bugs crawling all over it. And then I don't want to picture it anymore :(

  • 84 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:46pm

    Jesus H Christ in a Chicken Basket...I did not need that visual. But it was a fucking AWESOME description.

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:51pm

    i just threw up in my mouth. I've seen the roast beef sandwich pussy but never raisins

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:17am

    @ 9:16.. The posting says, it looked like a handful of raisins. Are you fucking retarded.

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:54am

    ...'908 i probably know u' you might.

  • 81 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:33pm

    Wow... someone actually thinks they know who it is. That's PATHETIC!

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:25pm

    3:03 I agree...I don't understand lol... Ewww

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:35am

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm raisens

  • 84 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:55pm

    I have fairly large labia minora. Nothin' wrong with having beef flaps..

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:46pm

    rofl u 2 should fuck each other

  • 84 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:52pm

    9:24, that's just FUCKED.

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:49am

    Bite into them and see how they taste.

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:31am

    Did it plump up after a bath?

  • 80 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:58pm

    Wow, i woulda shit myself

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:42pm

    mmmm delicious fishy raisins.

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:29am

    im from 908 too... yeah others 908ers give us a great rep huh

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:35pm

    Dont touch it run far far away

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:38pm

    908 i probably know u

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:04am

    i'm not sure how to picture that. either way its not a pleasing image.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:49pm

    ewww...this gives me the creeps

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:15pm

    A)You're a bastard,you fucking woman hater. B)Dude,you're lucky you got to see a vagina(besides your mom)in the first place.

  • 72 86
    Submitted by hannahB on May 30, 10 at 7:30pm

    That sounds so disgusting.

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:25pm

    May 28, 2009 12:00AM hahahahahahahaha!

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:38pm

    mmmm! pussy! the NEW natures candy!!

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:50am

    Roast beef maybe. But Raisins?

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:57pm

    This is the first time ive ever been on textformlastnight.... i am 908 :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:19am

    I heard it through the grapevine...

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:46pm

    this is the funniest thing i have ever read. bravo.

  • 76 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:56pm

    roast beef gets around.

  • 74 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:13am

    Say it through grape vine

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:24pm

    the raisins will go perfect with your grapes!

  • 69 87
    Submitted by sircohan on Apr 18, 10 at 11:10pm

    U ppl need to stop hatin. I don't like it. Don't read it. Douche bags

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:28pm

    I love a big Montana Arby's roast beef pussy

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:16pm

    At least it didn't look like a walnut..

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:46pm

    oh pleasssseeee some girls have slightly bigger lips than others, it's never been a problem for me!

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:19pm

    almost just puked in my mouth

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:50pm

    EL OH EL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:44pm

    was her name Tina Lau

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:26pm

    Gotta love hamburger pussy. Stretch those fuckers out like a foot and a half.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 7:34pm

    that is so fukin gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:36pm

    ^^^^has a handfull of raisins between her legs 703: OH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:21am

    trebek you're like raisin bran....two scoops of fruit!

  • 63 85
    Submitted by plutothebeagle on Feb 28, 11 at 11:19pm

    thats soo gross poor you xD

  • 64 88
    Submitted by IsntThatStellar on Feb 19, 11 at 1:40am

    what kind of raisins?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 11:57am

    In SOVIET RUSSIA raisins look like vaginas

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 11:54am

    I threw up a little and then swallowed it back up :/

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:24am

    no but i've seen some nasty lady junk. nothing about the posting seems morally wrong or descriptively inaccurate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:30am

    So vaginas that look like a handful of raisins is normal? WTF

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:00am

    omg thats just like this indian bitch whose on my nuts. banged her 3 times and she keeps txting. her vagina is so nasty looking. makes me sick thinking about it. ill prolly hit it again thoug

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Chadbo on Mar 25, 11 at 10:26pm

    Blue waffle!

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:35am

    i hope they were juicy. the bigger the better

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:45am

    for every "handful of raisins" vagina there are 20 guys with tiny dicks and shriveled balls, so it all balances out May 27, 2009 10:21PM SOOO RIGHT!!!! LMAO!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:44pm

    i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:03pm

    My stomach started churning at the thought this. Ew.