I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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