After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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