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  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:07pm

    I'm going to go beat off in the bathroom at work now... thanks interweb!!

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:55am

    WTF? No one has said a word about the ORIGINAL Mighty Ducks, which is, categorically, the best. No question. Also, I see nothing wrong with a mutually agreed upon facial (particularly when high-fives are involved).

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:33pm

    1:10, she doesn't have to wait for him to tell his friends. She texted to her friends, who shared it with everyone.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:56pm

    I love how everyone always assumes these stories come from girls. $5 says this was a dude.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:09am

    id say she is a champ

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:57pm

    i would not mind that being my night at all hahaha, as the guy though

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:20am

    This was totally two dudes.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:10am

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  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:02am

    THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:34pm

    Stay classy, Memphis.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:49pm

    i actually high 5'd a girl after bustin in her face....and it was at her request! the high 5, that is...it was the first time we slept together, too, so i was like, "wow, this girl is AWESOME!" took the facial like a champ, hahaha....miss that chick ;) incidently, facials happen in real life. you just gotta get off your computer, hook up with some girls, and see if they swallow. a lot of swallowers can be convinced to take the next step.....you're welcome

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:09pm

    i think i know you or the guy that did this

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:48am

    that one was for chalie and coach bombay! classic!!

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:29pm

    He's not lying, I saw his sister the other night

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:51pm

    I had a similar experience except the movie was Heavyweights. High Five!

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:32pm

    Also, who else would hi-five after a facial?

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:20pm

    Howard The Duck would have been better.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:29am

    oh quit crying. you're just jealous it didn't happen to you.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:27pm

    D3 was so much better than D2. It was definitely a guy. how many girls besides me actually recognize the difference between the Mighty Ducks movies?

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:10pm

    Slutty. Any girl who has a sense of pride wouldn't let dudes do it. You know they just tell their friends later...and you get shit forever. Ha

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:29am

    @11:59 Loosen up, just because you're not a trollop doesn't mean you have to be a downer

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:39am

    hahahaha 901 is my area code im sure i fucking know the person who wrote that text ooooh my friends

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:05pm

    I love getting facials, and I'm a guy. I guess I wouldn't have a problem with a guy high fiving me after, no one has tried to. I love being slutty.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:19pm

    haha this post is amazing. D2 is definitely the best... why is it so demeaning if the girl likes it too? everybody is just having a good time lol

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:56pm

    heh. i don't care if you're a guy or a girl. you just let a total bro cum on your face. seriously, fuck your life.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:27pm

    Wanna come over for a movie night?

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:40pm

    what the hell does being pretty have to do with a facial?! some girls like it, some don't. And if i were a guy, i wouldn't care about the face im jizzing on being pretty (at least I'd get a face to jizz on) and the fact is, a hole is a hole in the end :)

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:25am

    What's the matter, 11:59? Aren't you pretty enough to get a facial?

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:36am

    jess i know this is you.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:46pm

    This is the best one EVER!

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:41pm

    I'm sure the high five was because of an amazing slap shot.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:10am

    this is the best post...would be a great fmylife post

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:53pm

    I don't know whether that's a good night or a bad night...

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:04pm

    Nice. That guy totally Knucklepucked all over your face. WIN.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:31pm

    "This is disgusting and degrading, it's really sad that there are so many guys here who enjoy treating women like they're not human beings" they aren't. end of story

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:26pm

    the guy who blew it on this girl's face while watching the mighty ducks is my new hero

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:05am

    this happened to me about 3 days ago. except it was back to the future 2 and not only did i get the high five, he reminded me about how cool it was the next day.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:22pm

    Ugh! I let a guy give me facial once, and it was so... degrading!!!! I feel like a high five after would've made it better somehow, though.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:57pm

    that's fucking priceless.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:04am

    I too know a couple of females that enjoy "catching" it with their face...

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:26am

    I'd be willing to bet that most of the "good nights" are from guys, and all the "bad nights" are from girls lol

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:39pm

    Hahahahaha way to take one for the team girl. Hahahahah.

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:47am

    THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO!!!!!!!

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:59pm

    This is disgusting and degrading, it's really sad that there are so many guys here who enjoy treating women like they're not human beings.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:55pm

    THE MIGHTY DUCKS! =D

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:17am

    Wow! Riding her while on a pony with a wooden leg?? That's dirty! But then again, I was thinking that if she was cool with the facial and hi5, why not try a strawberry shortcake next time....

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:10am

    This girl is keeper!! If she high fives after facial, I would certainly wanna stick around for the ride and see how far I can push the limits until she stops me!!! I'm thinking the limits entail either a midget, an amputee, an animal, or all three...

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:56pm

    im from the cville and i like getting facials :)

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:22pm

    I love making a woman cum all over my face, what's so wrong about them returning the favor?

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:56pm

    who does a facial in real life anyway?

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:34am

    best night ever... for the guy anyway

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:03pm

    D3 was better than D2

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:46am

    Centreville?

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:26am

    Hey 1:02am, maybe you need to get laid. Loosen up.

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:49pm

    jesus. why can't *I* meet any girls in the 901 that are this cool? =(

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:21am

    I love D3: Mighty Ducks. It's badass.

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:34pm

    mighty ducks original is the best. last time i busted on a chick's face, she had just gotten done telling me not too cuz she had to go pick her kid up from daycare. So I do my thing, and she goes 'i just told you not to do that!" "i know" ...I miss her ... :)

  • 31 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:37pm

    Why are we argueing about which is better D2or D3 when we all know D2 was.

  • 33 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:38pm

    Wow!!! We need more girls like this one..Champ is an understatement...

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:28am

    Wow, some of you bitches are too uptight. If she want's it on her face, give it to her, shit she's doing you a good deed do her one too.

  • 39 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:17am

    Wow dude lighten up.Nothing wrong with consensual sexual activities holy shit.

  • 34 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:55pm

    THE MIGHTY DUCKS! =D

  • 33 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:46pm

    haha, that's awesome. facial, high five, and mighty ducks... great.