dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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