You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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