I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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