Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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