I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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