so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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