How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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