xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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