I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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