Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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