Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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