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  • 99 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:29pm

    If a girl is too big for you, then you don't have the equipment for the job anyways. Shallowness is a cancer to society. Please stop giving nice guys like me a bad name.

  • 85 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:18am

    Big girl! You are beautiful!

  • 84 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:44am

    I think rule number 1 is no std's.

  • 77 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:53am

    what if they're just a really fucking weak guy

  • 79 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:07pm

    Note that the OP said "date her" not "fuck her". So is it ok to fuck fat girls just for the pussy and not date them? Glad to see this nation's youth progressing so positively.

  • 76 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:33am

    Youre an ass dude ur probably ugly and cant get real pussy…btw blow up dolls dont count as a hot score u dick

  • 81 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:46am

    fat girls need love too

  • 74 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:38pm

    this is a disgusting post and is exactly why so many girls have body image issues. I'm on the low end of the healthy bmi range and i still got really insecure reading this. to the guys who agreed: you might think you're so cool but half the girls who hear the shit you say wouldn't give you the time of day.

  • 79 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:34am

    My dad would say, "fat girls are utilitarian; they keep u warm in winter and give u shade in the summer"

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:37am

    I date a big girl and I love it. Shes hot, smart and really works for it in the sack. Its true what they say, big girls who are hot are the best lay because 9 times out of 10 they really appreciate it. Thin hot chicks think they are the shit and most of the time are stuck up bitches.

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:19am

    I would just like to say that I am thin 116 pounds, but I would NEVER give any asshole with this mentality the time of the day. I hope you gain 400 pounds and die alone

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:21pm

    Cincinnati is so classy

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:46am

    Hey, there's no way that all of a sudden half the girls in this country developed a medical condition that led to obesity, so I see no excuse for the gluttony that is so prevalent. If that makes me a prick, ok, right on.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:22am

    7:29 can i have your number?

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:46am

    I like "If you can't fit in my pants, you can't get in my pants"

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:38pm

    5:07, I doubt anyone is going to take your post seriously when you present yourself as if you have a mental deficiency.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:33am

    Totally agree with the OP.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:47pm

    Thirding 7:29 love. Not even a fat chick, but I'd lay you just for that rare, non-shallow mindset. ; ) Hot.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:20pm

    this has to be the worst tfln ever made in life? & i agree no std's is RULE 1 douchebags. grow some muscles & stfu your not tough. & as for 11:46 "I like "If you can't fit in my pants, you can't get in my pants"<--- no one wants in your pants... just saying.

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:43am

    I am sorry, but I (girl) will never be attracted to a fat guy. Same with the mentally disabled, and people who don't read.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:42am

    Dude... There are ALOT of fat boys out there too. Not just girls. I think this rule should apply for boys too!

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:58pm

    I love it. Truth is golden. HA

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:17pm

    That rule is wriiten in the bible!

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:50am

    That's a good rule you don't want to be crushed to death if she climbs up on top

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:00am

    legit**

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:05pm

    That's good advice, but what if you have a hernia like I do?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:40am

    9:46 Fat girls don't need love, they need Jenny fucking Craig.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:07pm

    Damn all this over a post, im a girl and yea it's not nice but honestly most guys think that way so there's no reason to get pissed off there ARE guys who like big girls so it's not like they're destined to b alone, anyways yea calm down ppl

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:03pm

    Always follow the rules

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:02pm

    eh. i feel weird about this one. i'm 5'11 and 190 lbs and while i don't really have chub (just abnormally grossly large hips) i don't think most guys would be able to pick me up. p.s. hell yeah 7:29

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:42am

    Fat chicks suck. Not only do you get the physical unattractiveness but you are also in for the low self esteem and psychosis she has developed from years of being told how repulsive she is by popular culture, entertainment, and the media. Stay away.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:36am

    And in other sad news.. Oprah will be dateless this autumn Fa fa fatty!!!!!

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:15pm

    That's NOT rule number 1...

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:01pm

    Really apprecaite it? I'm the hottest, strongest, healthiest, horniest, pickiest, bitch I've met. Oh, and I'm fat too. You'd want it, but you'd never get it. Fuck off all you shallow assholes, as if sitting on your tiny prick is some honor? Nobody makes me cum like I do (except this one...)

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:34pm

    My car has racing seats. If she can't fit in without grease and a shoehorn, she doesn't get a ride. She needs the exercise anyway. Rule number 1 is never meant to be broken,

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:34am

    Excellent point. Female partners tend to have much higher BMI's than their male partners in marriages among the lower socioeconomic groups.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:22am

    that is def rule #1. if ur a really weak guy find a really petite girl, i see them all over the placee

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Hatleyville on Jan 4, 11 at 11:31pm

    I'm a big girl that's the proper term I like! And I like it! It helps weed out the jerks and bitches out of ur life! Btw I look better than ur gf anyway! Good luck on those rules big boy!

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:09pm

    Why is everyone making this a shallowness issue? If u have a problem with shallow people why the hell are you reading tflns?!?!

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:57am

    This is so stupid. As a girl, I'm saying that there is nothing wrong with a little pudge, some are naturally curvier than others. But seriously speaking, being overweight is not healthy. 11:46 is right. Besides, loosing weight is not just an image thing, your HEART and the rest of your body will thank you.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:53pm

    12:11 and 12:57, you're right, and it would be totally understandable if that's why all these guys refuse to date fat girls. But wake up, you think they actually care about their health? It IS an image issue here, and that is not right. Women are only trophies.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:28am

    Fat girls loving tossing salad! I'm in for two!

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:58am

    basically, it's not a big deal. honestly, cool ur tits cuz I am a large girl. but I'm not just fat- I could probably lift the guy up. I bench 205 lbs on a good day and i'm not grossly muscular either. it's not like I'm super unhealthy just broad and have a little chub on top of serious muscle, which btw weighs more than fat. honestly, I laughed so it doesn't male sense why everyone is so worked up over. something this stupid. like legi: shut up.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:58am

    i like how fat girls on here feel entitled, like everyone else should change these ideals and customs that have been prevalent in our society for so many years, and we should all of a sudden think that fat = hot. like other people have said, we have treadmills, it's not that hard. i'm not saying everyone should be a size 2, god knows i'm not, but at least guys can still pick me up...

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:37pm

    this is fucking disgusting. Only guys with no game have to "date" the fatties.

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:13am

    @ 11:27 Grow some balls. What's attractive about girls who need to (literally) hold up their flaps to (maybe) clean under them?

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:45pm

    1:38 Yeah, and those girls who wouldn't give us the time of day are the fat ones we wouldn't fuck with your daddy's dick.

  • 35 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:31pm

    we've got treadmills for a reason you lazy fucks