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  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:46pm

    If I need blood I don't give a fuck if it's got some coke in it. Better alive and coked up than dead and sober. First, best, and last. Thanks for donating. -chuckLe

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:06pm

    ...I've totally done that as well...so it goes

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:04am

    hhshaahahah this rules

  • 59 65
    Submitted by 2drunk2day on Jan 26, 10 at 9:52pm

    omg i have so done that before lol

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:11pm

    Hey dumbasses, of course cocaine goes into your circulatory system when snorted: "Snorting is inhaling cocaine powder through the nose where it is absorbed into the bloodstream through the nasal tissues" From my nursing textbook.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:59pm

    Yeah, 9:16. Shockingly, you can't donate blood when you have a terminal disease in which one method it spreads is by blood transfusion. The fuck do you mean, probably?

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:28pm

    Yall are assuming that it's a line of coke...

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:59pm

    10:00 - Depending on what the revolution stands for, I'm in.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:12pm

    846. They test for aids and other stds dumbass. You would know if you donate blood. Thanks for not helping

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:31pm

    We're no strangers to love. -Rick

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:14pm

    809 snorting coke doesn't get into your blood system that's only by shooting it goes into the blood. Nice try tho fuckface

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:10pm

    haha, my card of choice!

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:03am

    BEEEEEEEEEN there. and i agree with 12:28

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:19pm

    haha. i use my blood donor card as a line splitter too.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by lawlface on Oct 2, 11 at 11:31pm

    They Also ask if you do drugs

  • 40 40
    Submitted by comrad206 on Nov 9, 10 at 12:57am

    sad thing is thats my card of choice too haha

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:28am

    ive done the saaaame thing. and to everyone who has a problem with that, LETS HOPE YOU DONT GET MY BLOOD!!

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:42am

    In Soviet Russia, society is a productive member of YOU

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:06pm

    Wow. What a cooool life you have! ...not.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:16pm

    837 your blood isn't tainted or messed up If you snort coke and who the fuck gives blood after doing coke? Nobody. And if you have aids you really probably can't even donate blood.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:13pm

    YAYYY!!!! what a great time! I tend to use my old high school ID.. no use for anything else.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:15pm

    8:09 - loosen up it's not like they would transfuse the blood without testing it first... this is actually a decently funny text, laught, or don't, and move on....

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:32pm

    everybody's got their own thing, you people need to get the hell over it and stop judging. you all know youve got your own habits too- who are you to judge the legitimacy of someone else's?

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:35pm

    I would just like to point out that the OP said that he or she WAS ONCE a productive member of society...meaning that he or she used to give blood back in the day, but now does coke, not that the doing of the coke and the giving of the blood were happeneing simultaneously. Just saying...

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:50pm

    Coke Zero is where it's at.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:04pm

    The line between high functioning member of society and pathetic waste of life is a bit too thin to be a justifiable pastime.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by lolly2369 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:33am

    funny thing is... my roommate came back last weekend and told me someone borrowed her blood donor card to do this same thing...

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:30pm

    LMAO GET A LIFE AND STOP SHITTALKING THE DRUGGIES. IT DOES LESS DAMAGE TO YOUR BODY THAN ALCOHOL AND SEX WITH UR CHEAP CHEERLEADER FLOOZIES. plus, ive had all the cheerleaders and they just lay there like a dead fish.. WTF IS UP WITH THAT?!?! I blam all you NONDRUGGIE JOCK COCK SUCKERS

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:24pm

    wow....thats kinda fucked up man, not gonna lie

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:42am

    Stick wit da green bruhhh u don't need no cocaineeeee

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:10am

    i don't mess with coke that's baby powder. thought yu had a problem. lol let me know when yu wana hang with the big kids. yeee.