Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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