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  • 98 58
    Submitted by heywood_jablome on Dec 23, 12 at 6:55pm

    that's a fortune cookie everyone can agree on.

  • 80 46
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 23, 12 at 9:38pm

    I say ... Followed by more sex

  • 62 42
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 23, 12 at 5:26pm

    Except when it's followed by pizza. Or sushi.

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Dec 24, 12 at 12:11am

    Ok, that's fine if the chick's Asian. But what if she's Swedish? I really don't want to eat meatballs right after sex.

  • 64 74
    Submitted by ck24 on Dec 23, 12 at 10:51pm

    Or have your bitch make you a sammich naked

    • 47 53
      Submitted by zepar99 on Dec 24, 12 at 2:51am

      I make him do that all the time.

  • 72 95
    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Dec 23, 12 at 4:49pm

    No...sex should always be followed by a cig and a nap.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by JMO88 on Dec 24, 12 at 2:23pm

    Southern life is good

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Whaaaaa on Dec 23, 12 at 4:21pm

    Oh, Louisiana.....

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Malicius on Dec 24, 12 at 1:20pm

    cigg beer

  • 40 54
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 24, 12 at 1:41am

    Chinese food is for amateurs. Sushi is for pros.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Dec 23, 12 at 8:43pm

    Sixty Nine

  • 6 5
    Submitted by jamal0000007 on May 7, 14 at 11:14pm

    Ew I don't eat that rat meat