if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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