Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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