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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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