you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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