People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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