he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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