I think I just saw someone hide a body.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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