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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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I guess Ive had all good days so far in my life.
* worst places.
“R2! Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!”
*garbage mashers.
I couldn't agree with that statement anymore!! Unless you are a bum... ;)
Trashy.
Better than waking up in a tub full of ice and empties.
its just your drunken subconscious giving u a hint
...except the day you don't wake up ever again - then even the garbage mornings might seem heavenly :-)
unless its charlie sheens garbage then you know you partied like a boss
I can think of at least 20 places to wake up than that. And yes waking up with your ex next to you is one of them.
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