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bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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