i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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