we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
smell my finger.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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