I just saw a hot homeless man
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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