Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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