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  • Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 6, 10 at 1:50pm

    Frat boy AND straight? Ivy League AND Great in bed? This text is full of oxymorons.

  • Submitted by undercoverguido on Feb 6, 10 at 1:30pm

    You forgot self absorbed douchebag.

    • 40 54
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 6, 10 at 5:32pm

      Ivy League frat boy? No, I wouldn't say she forgot it at all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:35pm

    I wish they had filters like: dumb gold digging bitch, retard, shallow, immature... I would uncheck all of them

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:48pm

    As if frat boy was even a good quality...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:24pm

    Why do you want a frat boy? You want a douche who is too insecure to make friends on his own so he pays to have friends by default ?

  • Submitted by zinger on Feb 6, 10 at 1:32pm

    Whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:09pm

    In 15 years he'll leave you for his secretary.

  • 97 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:37pm

    gold digger

    • 43 73
      Submitted by lhsvaulterbeb1 on Feb 6, 10 at 4:39pm

      who actually wants to date a poor person

      • 69 64
        Submitted by Herschel on Feb 6, 10 at 5:35pm

        If Oprah wanted to get married without a prenup I'd go for it, despite what I think of her, but barring a situation like that, "wealthy" is way down my list of priorities. It's not really relevant. Maybe it's because I'm a guy, but that just seems weird to me.

  • 85 56
    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 6, 10 at 5:20pm

    hey bro, Devry is not ivy league

  • 84 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:17pm

    FYI, girls hate frat dudes. And why are you in a frat if you don't like fucking other guys in the ass? Don't see any other reason to join.

    • 35 50
      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:35am

      really glad you guys are coming up with your own stuff to make fun of fraternities with. you're literally the only one that's made that joke.

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:34pm

    You forgot a few: Insecure, small dicked, looser. Ok I think we now have a good listing.

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:22pm

    You should also make a checklist for your future. Facelift, alcoholism, cheating husband, Botox, preying on men half your age and check all of them. Whore.

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:21pm

    Well that doesn't make sense: if you're in a frat you couldn't be straight

    • 34 44
      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:36am

      if you can't come up with your own material, don't talk shit.

  • 57 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:12am

    Hahahaha 239 area code. Way to represent us douche

  • 54 42
    Submitted by kane5250 on Feb 9, 10 at 10:41am

    Yeah and I bet you wear Brooks Brothers, gel your hair, and double fist your frat boys up the butt while watching Swingers you fucking tool

    • 60 61
      Submitted by drunk_texting on Feb 9, 10 at 8:38pm

      I dont even know what a "Brooks Brothers" is..I go to school up north and not down south. You know nothing about me and if anything your the tool acting on assumptions and stereotypes.\n\nTo the person below this, actually I pay all my dues out of my own pocket. My parents have payed almost nothing because I chose to go out of state, so I will have the burden of paying back my debts. Stop judging me because im in a frat, you know nothing about my brothers or any frat for that matter. \n\nAnythin

    • 36 57
      Submitted by drunk_texting on Feb 9, 10 at 8:39pm

      Yeah I gel my hair right?? I don't have enough hair to jell idiot. I shave my head down to a 2 so you just failed at another stereotype.

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:44pm

    They need a stupid, hot and easy filter....

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:28pm

    Whore with no taste

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:30pm

    2:24pm agreed. But doesn't it just sound nice to be with someone who is simply frat-tastic!

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:41pm

    2 47, I'm also from the south, and I'm pretty sure the only woman "they" took from us that I'd be jealous of is Kim Kardashian....the rest are usually on the heavy side

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:47pm

    And no one would respond to you

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:29pm

    First thing, why are you looking for guys on facebook?

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:47pm

    You're totally right. I got cut from rush back in freshman year, and it's been eating away at me ever since. So I make up lies about frat guys being douchebags to help fill the void.....whatever helps me cope

  • 68 77
    Submitted by ladyjane19 on Feb 6, 10 at 2:03pm

    woh woh woh... "Ive league...frat boy" and "great in bed" should never be used in conjunction, because, well\n let's face it...

  • 48 38
    Submitted by Red28 on Feb 16, 10 at 1:22pm

    Well I go to an ivy league school, am in a frat, studying to be a doctor, straight, no money worries, ohh and play football...and will leave how I am in bed up to you

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:07am

    Douche bag.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by AmandaReyes719 on Feb 6, 10 at 1:37pm

    lmao

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:08pm

    Lol @ 3:41. Yes everybody is dying to be in a frat and only the select few get in. Fucking tool

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:24pm

    first u skank

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:26pm

    In islamofascist shithole, Facebook is the law that says men are allowed to hit women in the face with a book for showing their face!

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:42am

    Frat boy AND good in bed? Unless u r a dude I think the two are mutually exclusive.

    • 32 51
      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:25am

      sounds like you know what you're talking about. fucked a few frat guys in your day?

      • 39 51
        Submitted by pseudononymous on Apr 7, 10 at 2:10am

        i find it hilarious you commented on half the posts making fun of frats specifically to defend them. insecure, eh?

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:57pm

    A complete oxymoron

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:33pm

    Ahurhur OP you have a wicked sense of humor

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:00pm

    I just look for hot white girls

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:14pm

    Doubt iy

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 8:44am

    Wow that was Stupid!

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:35am

    239 ftw! hahaha must be a community school kid

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:17am

    Too bad you'll have to use ALL of that to trick girls into bed

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:53pm

    Check your networks - Ivy is obvious.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:30pm

    Oh that's right, it doesn't sound nice at all.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:11pm

    This is funny I happen to be all of those except wealthy

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:43pm

    Douch!!!!!!!!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:30pm

    Come on who doesn't like those qualities?

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:42pm

    BANANA POWER BANANA POWER BANANA POWER

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:29pm

    So except for frat boy I think I qualify for all of those.

    • 53 52
      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 6, 10 at 1:53pm

      You could have added more check marks if he/she had mentioned small dick

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:17pm

    2:31

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:46am

    Good idea

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:48am

    TOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:28am

    Guess what I'm ivy league, frat, extremely Wealthy, straight and great in bed

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:52pm

    Facebook doesn't have those options for your own protection. (tool)

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:25pm

    If there was a "douchebag" filter, be sure to check that one too.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:41pm

    I'm a banana I'm a banana I'm a banana LOOK AT ME MOVE

  • 65 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:24pm

    Remember when facebook was only for ivy leaguers. Those were the days

    • 52 47
      Submitted by jessemoya on Feb 6, 10 at 2:55pm

      Back then it was thefacebook.com, and it was 100% douchebags only.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:19pm

    I'd date a poor man if he has a thick, black cock. :D

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:32pm

    The only times you'd hear "extremely wealthy" and "good in bed" referring to the same person would be if youre talking about someone like Ron Jeremy

  • 35 39
    Submitted by _sam_ on Feb 13, 10 at 2:24am

    The amount of bitterness and utter lack of originality in this thread is both hilarious and sad..

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:36pm

    Frat boys are tools

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:50pm

    I wish life had these filters

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:08pm

    You are the definition of a tool, congradulations

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:41pm

    Haha. I love all of the people who are just mad because they got cut the first round of rush.

    • 42 32
      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:23am

      come on, man. if you're representing fraternities dont be a dick about it.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:48pm

    @ 1:45 ahaha (:

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:27pm

    So dumb...these are supposed to be funny not ego boosters. Btw if you have to broadcast it's probably not true mr. "great in bed"

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:31pm

    SUCH A 239 TEXT.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:05pm

    9:00 and you get ugly black midgets right?

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:17pm

    So I think ppl are confused about the sex. The way I read it, this is a guy who thinks he is hot shit and will get women if they saw these qualities on facebook. This guy is evidently a tool and has no luck with women.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:25pm

    You aren't Greek you're a frat boy. They are in no way connected stop calling yourself Greek you retard. You're right, YOU don't pay for friends yourself, your parents pay the roughly $1000 a month so you can have friends.

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      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:33am

      correct. every single person in every single fraternity at every single university is a spoiled little bitch. way to stereotype. you join the fraternity because you already like the members in it, jackass.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:11am

    Douche

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:48am

    I wish this site had filters like, posts that blow, ppl that blow, posts from retards and posts moded by retards... Maybe we'd come across some shit that's actually funny.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:36pm

    I'M A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE

  • 49 74
    Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Feb 6, 10 at 1:45pm

    @ 1:29\nWhacking it 5 times a day doesn't qualify as "great in bed"\nsorry

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:09pm

    Tool

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:50pm

    I would check yourself Gord

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:35pm

    I agree, they need to stop changing the layout of facebook and start creating better filters!

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:09pm

    That's why I'm starting Cockbook. A place for friends who want to cut to the chase.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:36pm

    BANANA POWER BANANA POWER BANANA POWER

  • 29 45
    Submitted by RolledUp on Feb 8, 10 at 10:44am

    I was gonna point out the obvious oxymorons in this post, but i see it's been touched on. Thank god I'm not the only smart one.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by drunk_texting on Feb 8, 10 at 2:23am

    haha everyone hating on frats know nothing about greeklife. sorry for you guys who failed at rush but hey its business. we dont pay for friends, we pay for our parties, our house, insurance and pretty much anything other than friendship. we choose to have bromance and your just jealous you arent involved.\n\nand im laughing at the fact that people here claim that were all homos who fuck eachother..like really? just get over the fact that we steal all your girls who you claim to be sluts because we got with

    • 41 40
      Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Feb 8, 10 at 10:42am

      That was a well constructed paragraph. How many of your butt-buddy frat brothers did it take to put it together?

      • 45 41
        Submitted by drunk_texting on Feb 9, 10 at 11:43am

        haha another good insult. yeah im pretty sure most of fraternities' average gpa is higher than the all mens average, at most universities. You guys have a list of pathetic attempts to make us look bad. Were either stuck up, rich, preppy, stupid, or some other bull. \n\nAt the end of the day you can claim we pay for friends, but im having a good time with people i can trust. I bet everyone here party hops from one frat party to another, and even partakes in our philanthropy events.

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Enmor on Apr 14, 10 at 11:45pm

    I'm guessing anonypotomous is a frat boy cause he's getting pissy.

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:26am

    Best tfln

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:38pm

    Some people don't need to buy our friends.

    • 36 53
      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:27am

      yea. it's easier just not having any. good point.

  • 30 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:16pm

    TOOL.