Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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