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  • 20 14
    Submitted by squibkick on Sep 4, 13 at 10:49pm

    "Bloody hand job" is only acceptable if give by British woman. "Sliced penis" is not acceptable ever.

  • 21 19
    Submitted by Willy_B_Hardigan on Sep 5, 13 at 2:26am

    God dammit I'm just picturing thousands of deep paper cuts on my penis.

  • 19 15
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Sep 4, 13 at 9:40pm

    It sounds like you need the "White Knuckler."

  • 19 17
    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Sep 4, 13 at 9:55pm

    My penis hurts just from reading this.

  • 19 17
    Submitted by ltstar73 on Sep 4, 13 at 1:24pm

    ...No.

  • 21 21
    Submitted by steve9867 on Sep 4, 13 at 11:48am

    Sounds like a nightmare....

  • 14 16
    Submitted by Key_umm on Sep 6, 13 at 4:53pm

    Bobbitt anyone??