my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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