you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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