Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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