Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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