I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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