I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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