nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
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ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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