My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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